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May 22
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sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

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agentbartowski:

me: [ten chapters into a fanfic] i think i’ve read this before

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chlexcer:

NO, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY SINCE I WAS 13 YEARS OLD AND I AM FUCKING 18 YEARS OLD.

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May 21
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poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

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general psa:

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

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jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

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nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

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I’m sorry

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(Source: ieatcellphones)

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